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It's working as it should.  I don't like it when things all of sudden start working with no explanation.  Oh well.  Thanks for taking the time to respond, I appreciate it.

Mysteriously, it has all of a sudden decided to start working this morning.  Haven't touched it since yesterday:

So far, it makes perfect sense.  The part I can't figure out is how to define the variable and actually get to the information.

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